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[26 Feb 2011|09:14pm]

Who says I don't have goals?
My goal tonight is to get fucked up.
And I'm pretty damn sure it will be accomplished.

I'm too sexy for my...

[05 Nov 2010|12:56pm]

Proof I am in fact an idiot: I was staring at my phone on the train. The reason I was on the train and not at work on a Friday afternoon like I normally am is because I got sent home for being 15 minutes late. So I'm just minding my own business when I realize something is off. It's creeping quiet. The doors are closed, and I'm the only one on the car. We came to kimball, the last stop on the brownline. Everyone had gotten off, including the conductor.

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[06 Sep 2010|05:21pm]
this journal will become stagnant rather than no more.
I'm too sexy for my...

[17 Aug 2010|10:59pm]

At 11 I will get out of bed and do my laundry

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[15 Aug 2010|07:44am]

Just woke up from a dream in which I got my hair cut. Upon getting it cut, I realized my hair was thinning and I was going bald. Then I woke up with stomach pains.

I'm too sexy for my...

[11 Aug 2010|02:06pm]
rob is talking very loudly to the cats.
apparently he put tuna on one of their backs so the other could lick it off.
i know this, because he's shouting it as he does it.
i'm glad i have the day off.
and i'm glad he is going to work.
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[31 Jul 2010|11:59pm]
i only use this shit to bitch whine and moan.
sorry guys if you've been reading anything at all from the past 6 or 7 years of me using this.
maybe 5.
I'm too sexy for my...

[22 Jul 2010|07:16pm]
Well, loving is as loving does, and I’d say we should know
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[15 Jul 2010|04:10pm]

I can get through this myself.
I don't need help.
I won't resort to anyone else.

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[05 Jul 2010|04:17pm]

I'm sorry but my horoscopes always mean something to me and it freaks me out.

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[28 Jun 2010|07:33am]

You're still the one I care about.
I don't expect that to change.
I'm just so scared one day you'll give up and that will be it.

I'm too sexy for my...

[15 Jun 2010|12:54pm]
spelling your name backwards is easy.
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[13 Jun 2010|03:48pm]

Been having bad dreams.

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[11 Jun 2010|04:37pm]

Walking in my back door sucks.

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[29 May 2010|05:37am]
"i'll never get anything right."

maybe i am selfish.
maybe i'm not happy with what i've got.
i certainly don't got you.
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[26 May 2010|01:26pm]

If you feel embarrassed,
Then I'll be your pride.
If you need direction,
Then I'll be your guide.
For all time.

I'm too sexy for my...

[25 May 2010|12:34pm]
in no particular order.

write.
clean room.
practice guitar/piano.
clean floor.
do dishes.
pay bills.
manage to find 5 more quarters to do laundry.
turn up music loud enough to drown out the mexican bass downstairs.
read a little bit.
don't smoke.
drink coffee.

i'll be checking these off periodcally.
might add some too.

(I got the majority done. feeling pretty good about it.)
I'm too sexy for my...

[17 May 2010|01:28pm]

I'm sorry but our horoscopes always seem able to be applied.

I'm too sexy for my...

[03 May 2010|02:43am]
you got me good with that one.
didn't even see it coming.
i'll get you back though,
maybe when you least expect it,
but i'll get you back.
I'm too sexy for my...

[01 May 2010|09:05am]
i left my heart, at the side of her bed.
and she's got the warmest body, that i've ever had.
I'm too sexy for my...

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