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content Kimber:
Nu metal show...and I missed it.
Shame.
Wait.
No.
It's not.
I'm disowning you, son.
;)
Me:
kimber?
haven't you noticed im am extremely sarcastic...
and i should be disowning you mother...
i am disappointed.
but still love you.
wanna get me some beer porn and chicken?
i'll love you forever.
jk.
but i got a new job at walgreens.
so hurray!!!
congratulate me.
hopefully i'll see you soon.
Kimber:
Well...a lot of people are disappointed in me lately.
What can I say?
I can get your porn and beer, but aren't you old enough to buy chicken? haha
Which Walgreens? I'm gonna come bother you while you're working like I do everyone and their mom who work at Walgreens (Danny, Julie, Dan, fhsdjfh everyone)
COME WATCH A FUCKING MOVIE SOMETIME DUUUUUUDE.
Me:
uhh. i can surely get chicken,
but it'd be cooler if you got it for me.
get on that porn shit.
i'll consider it a late bday present.
the walgreens in palm city.
and maybe if i had your number i could hang out.
or if you had mine.
i'd enjoy some kimber calls.
but i dont have text messaging.
so dont think about it.
but i'd enjoy some kimber to bother me at work.
Kimber:
consider it done.
Kimber calls...not porn.
Maybe porn.
We'll see. heheh
Me:
little kids have their priorities.
and when you get that porn.
expect 1000035485 calls.
in that same day.
but only one will be from me.
ohh man.
im soo happy my mom is buying me porn.
but no doubt.
i'm in psl quite often now.
i have band practice at the rustin residence alot.
so i'll be down there.
<3 hearts to mom
Kimber:
Well I live in John's neighborhood so you'll be able to track me down one way or another.
P.S. when you don't specify what kind of porn, you're asking for trouble!!! mhuahuahahahahahah
Me:
you better get me the straightest most hardcore porn ever.
i dont like freaky shit,
or bondage.
or any sort of gay.
not even lesbians.
threesomes are ok.
but only with two girls.
not two guys.
no gangbang shit either.
and i want hot bitches.
and get me publix fried chicken.
not that naasty kfc shit.
and some english beer.
oh yeah and the porn has to be recent.
not that afro shit from the 80's.
love ya ma
Kimber:
;)
I'm simply printing that out and handing it to the pervy guy behind the counter with a big grin on my face.
I have homework to do, be good.
♥
She's awesome.
♥
February 20 2006, 23:36:42 UTC 6 years ago
P.S. That is my phone number. You hid yours under a strike-out like it suddenly made it invisible or something haha PERV
February 21 2006, 14:00:54 UTC 6 years ago
alison
February 22 2006, 11:55:44 UTC 6 years ago
Only because he never stops talking to me about porn.
You're funny, though. He's just annoying.
Oh, and congrats on your job, btw. :)
February 24 2006, 05:20:04 UTC 6 years ago
(she has mine, she could just call me)
sweet
February 24 2006, 11:46:51 UTC 6 years ago
she wants yours as well.
its 485 6121.
772 of course.
♥